zef

It doesn't mean anything. It can mean anything that your imagination can concieve.

Hey, look, a giant zef!

Well, zef me good!

Zef - tastic!

Zef - o - matic!!

by bob882 July 5, 2004

Zef

A fez but you wear it with the tassel pointing downwards.

John: Is he wearing a fez why is the tassel pointing downwards
Wick: No he is wearing a Zef

by Dr. Rokit May 29, 2017

zef

An abreviation for a gentle gust of air or wind. Original word Zephyr. Often abreviated when used to describe flatulence.

Hey, Dude... stand downwind of his zef!

by A February 18, 2007

zef

Zoned keeped Event Faggot on call

"im so zef every weekend"
"zef sure knows howto suck the wingaling"

by the real shot caller January 18, 2013

zef

A geek or uncool person. Someone straightlaced and boring.
A word which originates from Erskine, Scotland. There are different levels of zef. For example, a zef is quite uncool but if you are really, really uncool then you might be called a queen zef or king zef. The highest level of zef is a superqueen or superking.

Hey check him with the hi-tec trainers on, he's a total zef!

by kizmok March 24, 2008

daddy zef

The daddy that will do you harder than any other daddy in the neighborhood.

Oh yes! Do me harder, daddy Zef

by KingBlaze January 17, 2018

zef leppard

The highest quality fake available. Infers higher quality than the original.

Those zebra skin pants are totally zef leppard; where’d you get them?

Dude, this nightscope costs about $20 less than the original, but it’s totally zef leppard. It has thermal imaging and a 10x zoom compared to the brand name version which only has 2x zoom and no thermal.

This mollie is zef leppard, can’t believe what difference CH2 makes- way more intense than black betties for sure.

by drfrootloopz October 14, 2021