Youthanzie

To increase the number of younger employees while terminating old employees.

Looks like the CEO is going to youthanzie the company, better start packing that box, you old codger.

by Mpfo November 15, 2010

Youthanize

anything that makes your face light up with enthusiasm, smiles, joy and excitement. Stuff you do that makes you feel younger than you really are.

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by CreativEverything April 21, 2015

youth man

a young man or boy, used as a discriptive term to someone you do not know

"youth man your too young to have beer"

"what is peter's youth man's name?"

by Kev Dogg March 15, 2008

youthanize

To "fatally" screw up someone's "natural" or "normal" progression into maturity; two of the most common forms of this abuse are to either invalidly/excessively tell a tender/naive-minded little one to "grow up already", or to put down an adult by "treating him like a five-year-old".

I signed up for adult-counselling in an effort to get my social screws tightened, and they did an excellent job --- one big way they helped me was to teach me to recognize when others were trying to youthanize me, and then simply disregard these verbal barbs so that they could no longer hurt me emotionally.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

youthanism

Any of the slang or juxtopposed words that people, mostly young make up and use every day.

The youthanisms of today just confuse me.

by IM1RU September 18, 2010

youthanize

Putting down a stupid child who behaves so badly that he deserves to die.

"These children are f*cking up my class! I'm going to youthanize these animals!"

by ColdBeerWarmGun May 22, 2010

Youthanasia

Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.

Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."

by Fozter June 24, 2009