A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019
Get the yikey dikes! mug.The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009
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by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020
Get the Yoker mug.The yokelish is a collaboration of 4 people in a trench coat performing on their stage, better known as Tumblr. It wanders this earth disguised as a meme-loving, male shoujo lead. In reality, however, this menacing curse bullies people as a catastrophic and spectacular moss-covered sleep paralysis guardian(deluxe).
Friend 1: I told this one person my grandma died, and they just said 'good for you'
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes
by whisktea October 24, 2020
Get the yokelish mug.Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
by kmewzaz June 17, 2008
Get the yokel mug.I got me hole off that damp yoke in finglas last night
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Cmon we go spinning and try and get a few damp yokes
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Cmon we go spinning and try and get a few damp yokes
by Midger December 25, 2007
Get the damp yoke mug.A yokky hole is a dirty smelly bum hole, caused by not wiping your shit away properly.
The itching of a yokky hole can cause very smelly fingers.
One should not prepare food after itching a yokky hole.
Yokky holes cause skid marks.
The itching of a yokky hole can cause very smelly fingers.
One should not prepare food after itching a yokky hole.
Yokky holes cause skid marks.
On viewing someone itching their bum hole you would ask " Do you have a yokky hole?"
My husband has a yokky hole. He's always itching it.
My husband has a yokky hole. He's always itching it.
by sweetbunny February 23, 2010
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