by Light Joker October 16, 2005
Get the yokelmug. A bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)Some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named Cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) Can be a diss for somebody living in the country.
by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004
Get the yokelmug. derived from the word "yokel," meaning a bumpkin who was likely raised on a farm; the inference being that one with a rural upbringing would have to have impressive strength, so this term refers to someone who is physically powerful.
by boeing August 28, 2006
Get the yokelledmug. A hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.Incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).
Good kind sir :Sheesh lynchy get off my damn roof
Yokel lynchy: Yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.
Good Kind Sir: errr wat
yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy
Yokel lynchy: Yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.
Good Kind Sir: errr wat
yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy
by Not Ben (luis did it) July 10, 2006
Get the yokelmug. A yokels is a rare breed of e thot and are usually found lurking in Dfoxie's stream. The sounds that come out of a yokels mouth are 5% words and 95% moans. Yokels tend to be clumsy and being oblivious to the things around her.
by an00nym0usss May 18, 2019
Get the yokelsmug. an object in your possession that you couldnt be annoyed saying the real name of. Usually occurs after cannibis comumption.
by Sean Hanna March 8, 2004
Get the yokelmug.