The Yoinky Sploinky

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off

guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)

by frog master IV December 14, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home

"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"

by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020

yoinky boinky

a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)

you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”

mom : “hell yeah broski!”

“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”

by sunsetklee November 26, 2021

ya-yoinkis

When you're out of things to say but need to say something so you chant ya-yoinkis, either as a chant or just a stand alone sentence

Ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh yeah, ya-yoinkis uh-uh-uh-uh... know what I mean?

by Kaiser Pepe :^) June 4, 2021

Yoinky Sploinky

dat one dance

"Hit that yoinky sploinky"

by hit dat yoinky sploinky June 3, 2021

That yoinky sploinky

A doer of all things; The physical reincarnation of God.

That yoinky sploinky

by IATCA words March 15, 2021