Yankee Doodle Handy

To give a hand job dressed as Uncle Sam.

Billy went to a costume party and got so drunk, he let Uncle Sam give him a Yankee Doodle Handy.

by vwhowrad August 17, 2018

Yankee Doodled

When a person tries to mock the United States with a song or name but instead Americans embrace it.

Jim: hey man, did you hear the song "Keep Your Rifle by Your Side" from Farcry 5? It's apparently supposed to make fun of us, but I've just embraced it. Ubisoft really Yankee Doodled this one.

Bob: Yeah I know, but I love the song, I really connect to it.

by KatothePotato June 18, 2021

Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.

This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.

by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021

Yankee Doodle

The Yankee Doodle is a term used to describe any action that one cannot name at the time for legal reasons.

Man: oh, a child molester guess I better do the ol Yankee Doodle.

by Grue Noncehelmet June 14, 2019

Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.

"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"

by Confooshus October 11, 2017

yankee doodle douche bag

1. A synonym for republican

George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag

by Heinous Einous November 25, 2006

Yankee Doodle

The act of pinstriping a female's face and/or body with your semen

Guy 1: How did she like the Yankee Doodle you gave her last night?
Guy 2: She told me it was dandy.

by ConnorRichSean July 19, 2012