warmer

Scottish slangword for someone who has no clue, generally unlikeable and who gets on your nerves.

Wee Dave keeps trying tae get aff wi' ma wee sister, an' he's nae cash. The cunt's a total warmer.

by Barry Burns February 11, 2004

Gummy Wormer

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.

I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

Cock warmer

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005

Core Warmer

A shot of alcohol e.g.; too make one happy.

We stopped for a Core Warmer because we were feeling cold.

by nyrabp March 15, 2010