rectal wort

noun :A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
used in testicle shitting rectal wort

Man1: "You're such a rectal wort"
Man2: "what's a rectal wort?"
Man1:"it means you're stupid!"
Man2: "What does stupid mean?"
Man1: "Jesus Christ your dumb"
Man2: "huh?"
Man1 : *walks out losing faith in humanity

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

wort hog

A fat pimply faced life sucking bitch.

The "wort hog" trapped him with a kid, went to DSS and chased him for big child support.

by JW & PC July 18, 2007

Lil wort

A legendary rapper better than 2 pac and the best gamer of all time you should follow his twitch @itswort

Leading wortgang to the finals like I am Steve Nash - lil wort

by Dhdhdhdhdhhdd September 10, 2018

St. John's wort

The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.

I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.

by dawnmusic May 11, 2016

testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure

mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window

by darth cooper February 19, 2010

Wort

Another way of saying “what”. When you really don’t know what someone is trying to say.

Alex: “ayo julian, you do be kinda sus doe”
Julian: “wort”
Alex: “no cap doe”

by travfishsxott October 5, 2020

worting

A portmanteau (a word made from two words) from watching and reporting. It is a reference to the coming New World Order's requirement for all of us to watch all of everyone else and to report on behavior that is inappropriate to the NWO dictatorship's demands.

Children are worting us, we must move away from here or the NWO enforcers will arrive to arrest and torture us.

Our friends have been worted on. They have been arrested and will be tortured for our names and digital ID by the NWO enforcers.

by Gort of the Jungle February 7, 2024