Worst Case Ontario

The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.

by ChevyChaseTheDragon May 20, 2018

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.

"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.

In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.

Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."

Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

(Weeks later)

Joe: "So how was the interview?"

Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."

Joe: "You're an idiot.."

by Javo2357 March 23, 2012

wort wort wort

covanent words used by elites when in battle, from Halo/Halo2. Always used three times consecutivly. Commonly translated as "Go, go, go!" or "Attack!"

(master cheif surprises an elite)
elite: WORT WORT WORT!
(shooting begins)

by Lanny Ellis July 26, 2006

Wormtaily

Vaguely talking about something that everyone wants to know

We asked him the details but he was being wormtaily

by Millennialcast June 8, 2016

Worth a sniff

Someone who is worth getting with, whether on a night out or simply down the local park

Josh: see that girl over there?
Matt: yeah?
Josh: Do you reckon she's worth a sniff?
Matt: Yes mate, sniff away

by Braderz657 January 10, 2017

worthism

noun. uncivilized random thoughts that burst out in the middle of civilized conversations

worth: hey aly. how was your day?
aly: hey worth. it was pretty good. what about yours?
worth: pretty good. how was your run?
aly: oh it was nice. the weather was good.
worth: how bout some alone time, you and me?
worth asking aly for some alone time was uncivil, making it a worthism.

by tarasmith April 23, 2008

Worst Shock Site

Some of the craziest shock sites ever. Here is a run-down of all the crazy shit on these shock sites.
1guy1jar - A video of a man slowly getting down on a glass jar, until it breaks and he starts bleeding everywhere.
Dancingsnake.com - Basically, it's a sexual GIF.
Meatspinnetwork - Every fucking shock site you could imagine.
Worst picture EVAR - A long, long, long, long, picture containing gore and porn.
Overall, the worst one is Worst Picture Evar and Offended.

Guy 1: What's the worst shock site?
Guy 2: Dancingsnake.com
Guy 3: No! It's 1guy1jar
Guy 2: You are wrong. It's The Pain Series.
Guy 4: All of you are wrong. It is 2girls1cup.
Guy 2 and 3: NOOOO!!!!!
Guy 1: I don't know which one to believe.
Lua: Me neither.

by LuaGunsX December 21, 2022