wooten

an absolutly worthless person, a person who is bland and serves NO purpose on this planet.
Don't confuse with a drifter, but a person who fits in with society, just unnoticed and with no desire to be noticed.

my web technology teacher is a wooten

by buttplugin' doobie January 28, 2007

wooten

unorganized person who always has ten little things that they are worrying about(usually worthless tasks). They fail to see the big picture and accomplish something that makes a difference. They Woo Ten as in things or people of no consequence.

The guy in that office was acting like a wooten and we lost a big client.

by dillio dan August 21, 2006

Victor Wooten

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.

The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.

by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005

victor wooten

The most skilled bass player of all time. But it is debated over whether or not he is the greatest. The same way Jeff Buckley was a more skilled vocalist than Freddie Mercuary but Freddie Mercuary is considered the "greatest" for his creativity and iconic figure.

Victor Wooten is the Michael Jordan of bass guitar.

by GavinBobJones November 4, 2006

Victor Wooten

This man is God on bass. Just as much as Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughn are on guitar...but better.

People wise up.

by beaver June 6, 2004

The Wooten Rule

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.

Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.

by Michael Perra October 16, 2008

zach wooten

Better than Nathan

Nathan is awesome. Zach Wooten is the best.

by Ed1786 October 12, 2017