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woolford

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.
by unstable bob January 4, 2008
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R/ woooosh

You didn't get the joke, dude.
Person A: Top 10 anime betrayals
Person B: It's not an anime, dumbass.
Person A: R/ woooosh
Person B: *Looks up r/ woooosh on Urban Dictionary*
Person B: *Sees this*
Person B: Shit.
by FlashwaveXL December 15, 2018
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Woooosh

Woooosh, yes its spelled with 4 O's. It means You Missed the Joke. The Joke went right over you, making a Woooosh sound, like a bullet speeding by. WOOOOSH.
Guy 1: I Cant agree more. Those silly girls doesn't wanna be loved or respected by a nice guy. FUCK THOSE BITCHES, LET ME RESPECT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCHES.

Guy 2: Don't Call Girls bitches then. That would be respectful.

Guy 1: WOOOOSH
by 1962 February 11, 2018
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r/woooosh

r/woooosh (or just woooosh) is used in response to someone taking sarcasm literally, and you use it to call them out on not picking up on the sarcasm.

Origins:
The onemonepia comes from the saying “the joke went over your head” and it’s (literally) the sound of the joke going over the person’s head.

The “r/“ component is because that’s how reddit organizes their subreddits

r/woooosh is also exclusively referencing the subreddit (a community on reddit) about people not picking up on sarcasm. If you don’t know what reddit is, just say woooosh, otherwise you’re a pretentious idiot who uses vocabulary you don’t know the meaning of to sound cool, but instead reveal you’re actually a dumbass.

Also it is correctly spelled with 4 o’s and no h at the beginning
Person A: You know how I tend to stay out of the whole voting issues? Well you know how convicts are allowed to vote in Florida now?
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Well I think we’re doing something seriously wrong here
Person B: I mean I agree, but why do you think so?
Person A: Because I think ONLY convicts should be allowed to vote
Person B: Are you stupid?
Person A: *deep sigh* r/woooosh

Person C: Why did the chicken cross the road
Person D: why
Person C: there was a crosswalk there for pedestrians

Person D: haha I like antijokes
Person XXY: r/whosh
Persons C&D: what? that doesn’t even make sense.
by Ant4N March 23, 2019
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Woohoo Dance

noun : \'wü-'hü\

The Woohoo Dance is a comical dance a guy does for his partner while naked. The Woohoo Dance is performed by quickly twisting one's hips to and fro while shouting "Wooo Hooo" very loudly. The dance is performed properly when the penis effectively generates a loud slapping sound against the legs.
I was seriously pissed at Joe last night, but his Woohoo Dance brought me out of it as usual.
by TLW3 March 8, 2011
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Woowoo pipe

A Steamroller reefer pipe. Refers to the woo woo noise made during use.
by Rf75865 November 23, 2013
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wooltorton

A decedent of Kings. If you come across a Wooltorton then you better follow that person as he or she will will have a greatness that you wished you possessed.
OMG you are so great at this! you must be a Wooltorton!
by DrBoom May 12, 2014
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