How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008

woodchuck

Upstate NY slang for a person of limited means; often on public assistance. The woodchuck is usually very crass and does not adhere to social norms.

did you see those woodchucks? Two or four legged?

by chronoutopia September 7, 2013

petting the woodchuck

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

woodchuck

A person who lives far away from populated areas

That woodchuck does not come into town to often

by Jay.K January 1, 2009

woodchuck

A girl who enjoys giving blowjobs

My girlfriend's a woodchuck. Be jealous.

by hahahaimawoodchuck January 20, 2009

Woodchuck

A Woodchuck is a northern redneck, typically lives in the woods or rural areas. Typically a slur for white trash in the north east United States.

I’m not going on the mountain, I heard some woodchucks were shooting guns up there.

by Unwantedsonofgod October 2, 2019