Skip to main content

woodchuck

A term used for a native Vermonter who displays Vermont characteristics. Derogatory if used by a person out of state, otherwise known as a flat-lander, or "out of stater".
The flat-lander from out of state who cannot drive in snow called the maple-syrup chugging, logger who owns a farm and wears plaid a "woodchuck", as the woodchuck pulled the $50,000 SUV with a ski-rack out from the ditch with his rusty tractor which he was driving down the highway.
by JoeytheNifty November 5, 2003
mugGet the woodchuckmug.

Woodchuck

Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
Looks like that woodchuck must be doing pretty good, he got a new woodchuck truck!
by R. Buzman April 7, 2009
mugGet the Woodchuckmug.

woodchuck

Chuck Norris's penis.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.
by Mr. Woodchuck May 2, 2010
mugGet the woodchuckmug.

woodchuck

A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by bobo the goat October 3, 2005
mugGet the woodchuckmug.

woodchuck

hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck
the people on mill street are woodchuck pieces of shit. like crustin
mugGet the woodchuckmug.

woodchuck

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob
Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!
by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009
mugGet the woodchuckmug.

woodchuck

a nasty beaver variation that enjoys chucking as much wood as possible to the annoyance of the average wood farmer
Them damn woodchucks be chucking my wood again!

Woodchucks chuck an average distance of 15 feet.

Wood sales are down again; them effing woodchucks be messing with my woodpiles again.

Shirley get my gun. The woodchucks are back.
by Dr Nogood October 27, 2010
mugGet the woodchuckmug.

Share this definition