wonkie mo fo

the stupidest goofiest mo fo you have ever seen

you wonkie mo fo

by dAmE January 22, 2004

What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

pookie wookie elfie bear

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

Wonnie

If you know a Wonnie she is loving, sweet and kind. She is a very sexual and sensual. If in a relationship with Wonnie you must keep her on her toes and give her plenty of attention. Wonnie has a great sense of humor and is quick witted. Cherish Wonnie to the end with your loyalty.

Wonnie loves helping people in need.

by Neo0724 May 27, 2016

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

Winkies

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

by Boboli December 28, 2013