wonkey

An African American, or somebody with dark skin. Usually these people are shady characters and are NOT friendly! Be sure to stay far, far away from wonkies, they almost always carry a gun or a sharp object. These people also use A LOT of swear words, and enjoy screaming them.Wonkies always come in small packs of 3 to 6, made up of all boys except for one girl.

Emo Girl One: "Ahhh! Make those wonkies stop talking to me!!"
Emo Boy: "Sorry hun...you know thay won't stop..."
Emo Girl Two: " What the fuck?!?!? The wonkey is having sex with that one wonkey girl....ewww!!
Emo Girl One: "Lets leave...now!"
Emo Boy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a gun... and a knife!

by Madney July 01, 2008

wonkey

An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.

Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!

by Jarmatus June 14, 2008

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 05, 2006

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

by Pete Shmooterson May 06, 2007

wonkey donkey

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

by Alan C May 25, 2006

Wonkey Donkey

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 11, 2022

Wonkey Donkey

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.

Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!

by TashaB February 12, 2008