by Yellow fellow October 17, 2006
The art of winging it in mong style. Basically having a red hot crack at doing something in a manner that defies all reason and logic. This can include actions performed by accident or without realization by an individual lacking in physical and cerebral ability and of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity (refer to fucktard). However, more often than not the individual is fully aware of and blissfully carefree to the fact that their actions are insanely fucked up, that they are prone to fucking up and that they have questionable mental capacity (refer to fuckmonkey or douche).
Example 1: "Fuck Trev, I know your mum is a cumdumpster but she offered to blow me. I wasn't sure what to do so I just wonged it! Man she sucks a good dick!"
Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".
Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".
by OneSwollenNut September 24, 2013
When looking to booty-fuck someone out of your league, it is acceptable to settle for someone with the same last name. Upon booty-fucking this individual, you will say with pride, a Wong's a Wong!
by Tits for Tots January 21, 2004
by Doddi September 04, 2007
A term usually used as an insult, no one is exactly sure of it's meaning, however it has descended from a breed of words that cultivated from the sweet "Twangers"
Ayo you better move, or I'll wong your mum.
That guy down there is a fat ass wong.
Dont mess with wong's...
That guy down there is a fat ass wong.
Dont mess with wong's...
by yeahyeahitshim March 20, 2021