wong wong

Penis ;

"Its hanging from her wong wong!"

by Katierae66 April 24, 2010

wonging

to ass fuck an oriental

Where's Conrad?"He went wonging!!"

by radicalC April 6, 2011

wong

A surname of an Asian person.

Hello. My name is Janet Wong.

by Yellow fellow October 17, 2006

Wong It

The art of winging it in mong style. Basically having a red hot crack at doing something in a manner that defies all reason and logic. This can include actions performed by accident or without realization by an individual lacking in physical and cerebral ability and of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity (refer to fucktard). However, more often than not the individual is fully aware of and blissfully carefree to the fact that their actions are insanely fucked up, that they are prone to fucking up and that they have questionable mental capacity (refer to fuckmonkey or douche).

Example 1: "Fuck Trev, I know your mum is a cumdumpster but she offered to blow me. I wasn't sure what to do so I just wonged it! Man she sucks a good dick!"

Example 2: "Not sure if attaching these electrodes to my balls will fix my erectile disfunction, but fuck it, I'm just gonna wong it!".

by OneSwollenNut September 24, 2013

A Wong's a Wong

When looking to booty-fuck someone out of your league, it is acceptable to settle for someone with the same last name. Upon booty-fucking this individual, you will say with pride, a Wong's a Wong!

I was tired of hitting on Daniel, so I cornholed David McDowell instead. Hey, a Wong's a Wong!

by Tits for Tots January 20, 2004

wonging

To make a large amount of money

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 14, 2007

wong

A term usually used as an insult, no one is exactly sure of it's meaning, however it has descended from a breed of words that cultivated from the sweet "Twangers"

Ayo you better move, or I'll wong your mum.
That guy down there is a fat ass wong.
Dont mess with wong's...

by yeahyeahitshim March 20, 2021