womb broom

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.
As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."
by Pa formerly known as Dad October 23, 2007
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Womb Broom

The male sexual organ when used to in/out a pussy which is suspected of a enduring long inactive spell.
"I swept out that old bitches cobwebs with my womb broom", said Joe
by Wardy December 06, 2004
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Womb Broom

When a young man reaches puberty and begins to grown a mexican like stash on his upper lip...this stash is used for getting,cleaning up the muff nuggest left behind by ladies
"Damn son...that womb broom is growin mightly well, go see if your mother needs and little cleaning on her muff"s
by SaKweefa June 18, 2005
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womb broom

Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.
by sage January 19, 2003
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purple headed womb broom

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom
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purple-headed womb broom

penis, usually erect. Implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence "broom".
I gave that bitch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom
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