Wokus Pokus

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

by La Pluma May 12, 2021

wokester

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.

Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.

by brobean June 5, 2017

r/woosh

Originally from reddit, used when someone doesn’t get a joke or thinks you’re being serious.

Person 1: wow your cat looks so cool

Person 2: that’s a dog you retard
Person 1: r/woosh

by definitionzz November 11, 2019

Wokesplaining

The process of incoherently spreading irrational and contradictory racial-theories by using hyperbole, whataboutism, and bullying.

Antifa Karen was wokesplaining to a black person that white binary lesbians are the most enlightened force on planet earth before dude straight up smacker her upside her helmet-covered head.

by UseYourBrain18 July 22, 2020

woosh

This, along with the joke, had gone over your head.

You: It's not funny that's a serious issue!

Joker: WOOSH!

You: *Looks up woosh on Urban Dictionary*

by Your real name (i rebel LOL) August 22, 2011

woosan

woosan is a ship name between the bestie baes of ateez wooyoung and san.

woosan love to give each other kisses on the cheek and that’s kinda sus..

by swagstar7 June 26, 2021

Spooky Woosh

That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.

“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”

by General Ray November 12, 2021