hank j wimbleton

hank j wimbleton

hank j wimbleton

by hank j wimbleton May 18, 2021

Hank J. Wimbleton

The protagonist in Madness Combat who died 7 times! I KNOW!!! He died more than fucking Jesus! If there's a guy who get's the record who died the most time, it's Hank J. Wimbleton. He has also had his body thrown around and has been resurrected again as a giant. Don't worry he didn't die as a giant.

"Hey it's my friend Hank J. Wimbleton!"
"Did he ever tell you about the time he died 7 times.

by The Real NerdMysteria January 28, 2018

Wobbleology

The scientific study of the movement of breasts.

I really wish I could study wobbleology at my college, that would be really interesting.

by KingOfParsnips September 9, 2016

tasselled wobbegong

A penis, with class.
A rich dick.

I don't like how he thinks he's better then every one else! Him and his tasselled wobbegong!

by Tekurumoto October 12, 2019

wobbleknockers

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Wobbleganger

A person who bears a striking resemblance to yourself, or someone you know but is proportionately fatter. A doppelganger, but far fatter.

1. All I saw was his face dude, I thought it was you, then he stood up and whoahh, He was fat! A perfect Wobbelganger.

2. Oh god! That is how I'd look if I only ate burgers, she is my wobbleganger.

by Joel Beath November 20, 2009

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010