wobblegobble

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.

The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.

by Yrael November 10, 2017

wobblejonkered

noun; the state of something typed when one's fingers are, for instance, placed two keys to the left on the keyboard.

Tara: hey
Laura: fqr
Tara: did you get wobblejonkered?
Laura: i did.

by Laura Camp September 11, 2005

Wobbegong

A racial slur referring to an individual of a darker skin colour.

"Oi you fucking wobbegong stop stealing my bike"
"If I was a racist, I'd call all you African Americans WOBBEGONGS"
"Man I hate wobbegongs"

by JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA August 3, 2017

wobbegong

wobbegong is a type of shark but in this case it refers to being "fierce", in a crunk state of mind. commonly occurs when in an altered state of mind (i.e. wasted)

damn we got wobbegong in the kiddie pool last night

by VALicious and the freakin rica August 14, 2009

wobbledonkspazztits

A rare condition where by a woman's boobs are in the form of jelly!

"Gladice has wobbledonkspazztits"

"my oh my Gladice, your misshapen boobs wobble so gracefully, I'd just love to grab my spoon & take a scoop of that jelly! mmmmmmm!"

by Ermintrude Donk December 26, 2007

Wobbegong

The most dubious word ever created, first used to describe crippled Indian Americans, it is now used to describe anyone who isn't white,male,Christian,racist,homophobic, mentally or physically able.
It is in regular use in French pornography

Do t be a wobbegong, tyler!

by Kdog? May 15, 2023

Wobbleton

A word describing a person who steals claim on other peoples possessions.

Person 1: Muhahahaha this xbox is now mine!!

Person 2: But I bought it!!

Person 1: I don't care its mine >:3

Person 2: Your such a wobbleton

by randomlosonger June 21, 2009