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Wisteria Life 

Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.
Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?

Tim: She dumped me.

Scott: How come?

Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.

Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?

Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
Wisteria Life by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009
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Diarrhea that feels like water coming out of your rectum
That poop felt good but it was Wateria.
wateria by WDBaseball57 July 3, 2014

Wisteriam 

Wisteria are one of nature's most resilient survivors and wisteriam means resilient
the wisteriam tree stood strong in the hard blowing winds
Wisteriam by Dovestone July 24, 2023

Zen Wisteria 

a guy who is loyal,beautiful. a prince with a kind hearted. treat people fairly. lovey dovey donkey with snow white with the red hair
Zen Wisteria is a 2nd prince.
Zen loves Shirayuki.
Zen Wisteria by Licht Chou November 22, 2020

Wisteria 

A person who enjoys hooking up with both genders but could only fall in love with one gender
Girl 1: Marcus was a beast last night, he was even better than Jessica the night before
Girl 2: You are such a Wisteria
Wisteria by Ms.Pieces March 3, 2011

whizateria 

A restroom, especially a men's restroom.
Hey man, where's the whizateria?
whizateria by Nac Man September 5, 2009

wisterial 

the most op person ever🥺
wisterial is a god🥺
wisterial by opbbemily April 21, 2021