Witches kiss

The cold wet sensation when your penis accidentally touches the porcelain of a toilet bowl.

Jerry made the mistake of leaning over to tie his shoelace whilst on the throne and felt the intimate touch of a witches kiss.

by Robiw April 7, 2007

witcher

a traveling monster hunters for hire, gifted with unnatural powers

Geralt is a famous witcher.

by Gmosy August 11, 2015

Witcher

That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.

"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"

by LodewijkV February 12, 2019

Whales and Witches

Fat and ugly people

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

Strike Witches

The anime with the perfect combination of machine guns, bullets, gunfire, panties, aliens, and moe magical dog/cat girls flying around with leg boosters. The story takes place in an alternate universe during World War 2 where aliens that are immune to conventional weaponry attack Earth and the humans have to send magical girls to fight them. Also, 95% of the girls strangely do not wear pants. This anime is well written and also kinda wholesome, and has great music.

I binged the first season of Strike Witches in 4 days.

by lose_a_brain_cell.exe July 12, 2021

Billy Witchdoctor

An inept witch doctor that Frylock hired over the internet to ressurect Master Shake. He failed miserably due to the fact that he only had experience in ressurecting chickens, and was blown up by Frylock's eye lightning.

Billy Witchdoctor: Arise chicken! Arise! Chicken arise!

by hamburger man August 12, 2004

witchadidja

A common redneck phrase meaning "...with you, did you?"

You didin't happen to bring yer truck witchadidja?"

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004