Witch Dick

The bumps on a man's penis after contracting genital warts, often looking like the warts on a witch's nose.

Brian got the witch dick from Denise and he didn't even fuck her. She just gave him a hot dog bun.

by Skywal80 February 18, 2009

witchcockery

n. something so absolutely convoluted and fantastically absurd that it appears as a combination of witchcraft and bullshit

Some people believe horoscopes are full of witchcockery.

by Da V!nc! August 29, 2018

witchsnicker

The whiskers on an unkempt vulva

I was into it until she pulled out that witchsnicker.

by k1chan June 19, 2020

witchdigya

a question asking someine if they brought something

you did bring the beer witchdigya

by Mark Placido October 4, 2004

Witchdoctors necklace

Someone whose teeth are that bad and crooked, they represent a witchdoctors necklace, hence the different teeth generally found on the necklace

Dude, did you see sallys mouth? Her teeth looked like a witchdoctors necklace

by *batpig* October 13, 2009

Wittydick

Someone who does not quote Tenacious D to be a dick.

Jason Engle, that frood is a wittydick.

by Flagrant Contempt February 11, 2009

witchpickle

warty green substance usally found on a stick in wich wiches seem to enjoy throughly,
----alternate definition----
pickled formed witches used to make fun or complement sombodys attire or personality depends oun use (see examples)

Austin you are a lovely witchpickle today.
All witchpickles are not allowed in this residents due to their picklyness.
----alternate example----
I saw you and your witchpickle through the window last night licking each other

by Ms Shirley Witchpickle October 30, 2009