winterguard 

It seems to me... a bunch of crazies who couldn't decide between joining the cheerleading squad and the drama club, so they got together and started this costumed form of cheerleading... People this crazy should be questioned... heavily, though, to give them due credit, they do seem to put forth a great deal more effort than any cheerleaders, or even most drama kids.

Absolutely nothing makes sense about this supposed winterguard.

winterguard by D351 January 31, 2007

Winterguard 

for people that have absolutely nothing better to do. Usually take it completely seriously and consider it to be a sport... which it is not. see colorguard which is also not a sport.

I think that they should cut football and give funding to Winterguard. - losergirl

Yea, I can really picture everyone going to winterguard competitions..

Winterguard by aladatrouble May 13, 2005

winterguard 

This "sport" is an extension of colorgaurd. Though the "competitors" are dedicatated, they still manage to suck shit straight from the asshole of every cheerleader. Even the fat-ass one. The girls/fag-mo boys in this programme seem, at least to me, to be the cheerleader rejects. Usually homosexual (earning them the title FLAGGET) many of the baton twirling bags of anal dousch are either Morbidly obese or obscessed with such faggetry as pokemon/yougeeho (or however the fucking koreans spell it)or magic trading card games, or at least have SPED boyfriends who are. However they don't seem to notice that they are the laughing stock of the entire school. More People pay attention to Operation Social Change (yet another gaping, stinky cock garage in between the legs of society) than to the poorly performed dance routine of these ass tards. Where I'm from, the audience doesn't hesitate to launch projectiles from the top row of the bleachers at the skid-mark who has their toy wooden rifle smack them in the face as it twirls to the ground. Haha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Back in Veitnam we used to juggle the bullet ridden skulls of Veit Cong infantry as Charlie's 84mm incindiary devices erupted in the trees above us. Try that!

~Haha that fat Winterguard fag just knocked herself out.
~Yeah i think she tried to catch the flag in her mouth.
~maybe if it tried to do that she might have caught it in her hands. Haha

winterguard by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 17, 2007

Incipient Winterguard 

A group of 7 sexy ass members. 3 being fine ass males and 2 being slayed asf females. They perform in CWEA Circuit and WGI. Catch them competing in independent Class A!

Omg, did you see Zayn whip all that hair at Byrnes. He spins with Incipient Winterguard.

Incipient Winterguard by Supercalifragibitchstic May 19, 2018

WeinerGuard 

A filter for your phone, computer, tablet to block Anthony Weiner from sending pics, talking to you.

I had to put the WeinerGuard chat filter on my daughter's phone. He kept trying to sext her and send her pics.

WeinerGuard by Freonman2018 April 2, 2019

winter guard

an indoor sport which is flag rifle saber and dance routines to music on a CD...

WINTER GUARD people are so awesome... and the ones from hawaii are the best...!

winter guard by JuS1o April 13, 2005

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

Winter guard by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018