winnet

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.

I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

winnets

General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

winnet

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.

'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'

by Ginge-o January 13, 2008

winnet

dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper

the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs

by bob2 May 28, 2003

Winnet

A clump of shit that hangs from the fur of a sheep's arse

Dude look at the steamy winnet!!!

by burtonblazer April 4, 2011

Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

by Simon April 15, 2003

winnet

A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick

Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"

by ya momma June 28, 2003