ghetto wind chime

Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.

There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 28, 2008

wilkes-barre wind chime

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.

Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.

by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

California Wind Chime

1 guy going down on 5 other dudes at the same time, and the sound of their balls slapping his chin.

It is Similar to a Mississippi Wind Chime
Woody gave a hella california wind chime to JJ, Logan, Andrew, Godso, and Beau

by WoodyLikesItRough September 19, 2012

wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Arizona

Hey that guy has Arizona Wind Chimes in his front yard.

by Landthekid May 31, 2018

Rusty Wind Chime

A gentlemans shaft after partaking in anal sex, either with a male or female.

'His Penis looks like a rusty wind chime!'

by Diffy Jacobs April 2, 2013

mississippi wind chime

When 1 girl is performing fellatio on 5 guys at the same time, & their balls slap her chin in a rhythmic beat.

Just the farmhands playin their mississippi wind chimes on my daughter's throat."

by mrsflowers07 October 2, 2011