wilson
wilson by urbandictionaryeditor December 25, 2008
Wilson
1. "Dude, I was so nervous when I went to talk to her but I brought my buddy, Wilson, and he helped so much, now we're going out
2. "I got really drunk last night at the party and probably would have done something really stupid if it weren't for my friend Wilson
3. "I had sex with Wilson(or a Wilson), it was great, the best sex ive ever had
2. "I got really drunk last night at the party and probably would have done something really stupid if it weren't for my friend Wilson
3. "I had sex with Wilson(or a Wilson), it was great, the best sex ive ever had
Wilson by desadFAdwfdDF February 27, 2010
Wilson
A complete fuck up, some one who breaks everything he touches, means well but lethal to anything mechanical.
Who broke that ? Wilson did !!
Wilson by Bitofabogan February 23, 2018
Wilson
(v.) The act of swatting an important and/or fragile item from another persons grasp, particularly food, before forcing the owner to pick it up off the ground or otherwise clean-up the mess. The degree of success from "Wilsoning" is proportional to the amount of desire the owner had for the item.
Wilson by WeinerBrigadier July 13, 2012
Wilson
The art of fingering a female while she is on her period, then slapping your bloody hand on the females ass cheek. #castaway #tomhanks
Wilson by Wildwood boys July 10, 2014
wilson
As a verb, it means "to fuck up"
As a noun, it means "a person who fucks up".
Originally from the second book in cyberpunk writer William Gibson's Sprawl trilogy, Count Zero (1986), "wilson" is first mentioned in the chapter titled Bobby Pulls A Wilson.
It is conveniently explained later in the book during a conversation between Bobby and The Finn in the chapter titled Legba, that reads as follows:
'The Finn looked at him, blankly. "A what?"
'"A wilson. A fuck-up. It's hotdogger talk, I guess..." Did it again. Shit.
'The Finn gave him a very strange look. "Jesus. That's your word for it, huh? Christ, I KNOW the guy..."
'"Who?"
'"Bodine Wilson," he said. "First guy I ever knew wound up as a figure of speech."
'"Was he stupid?" Bobby asked, immediately regretting it.
'"Stupid? Shit, no, he was smart as hell." The Finn stubbed his ashtray out in a cracked ceramic Campari ashtray. "Just a total fuck-up, was all. He worked with the Dixie Flatline once..." The bloodshot yellow eyes grew distant.'
As a noun, it means "a person who fucks up".
Originally from the second book in cyberpunk writer William Gibson's Sprawl trilogy, Count Zero (1986), "wilson" is first mentioned in the chapter titled Bobby Pulls A Wilson.
It is conveniently explained later in the book during a conversation between Bobby and The Finn in the chapter titled Legba, that reads as follows:
'The Finn looked at him, blankly. "A what?"
'"A wilson. A fuck-up. It's hotdogger talk, I guess..." Did it again. Shit.
'The Finn gave him a very strange look. "Jesus. That's your word for it, huh? Christ, I KNOW the guy..."
'"Who?"
'"Bodine Wilson," he said. "First guy I ever knew wound up as a figure of speech."
'"Was he stupid?" Bobby asked, immediately regretting it.
'"Stupid? Shit, no, he was smart as hell." The Finn stubbed his ashtray out in a cracked ceramic Campari ashtray. "Just a total fuck-up, was all. He worked with the Dixie Flatline once..." The bloodshot yellow eyes grew distant.'
From Stephen Donaldson's book, Snow Crash:
'A number of the Kouriers are taking advantage of this sound track to style up and down the banks of the river; only Vitaly, live, can get their adrenaline pumping hard enough to enable them to skate a sharp bank at eighty miles per hour plus without doing a wilson into the crete.'
'A number of the Kouriers are taking advantage of this sound track to style up and down the banks of the river; only Vitaly, live, can get their adrenaline pumping hard enough to enable them to skate a sharp bank at eighty miles per hour plus without doing a wilson into the crete.'