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Benjamin Wiping

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).
by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009
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Wilmington

A coastal city in North Carolina. Often described as "90,000 alcoholics camped out on a sand dune." Visitors are well advised to avoid drinking like the locals do.
How was your vacation to Wilmington?

It was great, but my doctor tells me I need a liver transplant.
by PortCityBlitz August 21, 2013
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Willingale

A self mutating micro-organism that gravitates towards electrically charged steroidal protein compounds.
Chilliboy: Wow, I wish my mince-meat muscles contained the Willingale compound.
by Acer Pernito September 22, 2011
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Walping

The act of assaulting a young whale, or a fat child.
Yesterday I saw some of those activists walping... what hypocrites.
by Whale_Walper June 17, 2016
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Hyperactive Wiping Disorder

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
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Wilfing

Surfing the Web with no particular purpose, often due to extreme boredom. Derived from the phrase Wwilf(meaning "What was I looking for?").
Person 1:"Hey, aren't you meant to be checking up on our homework assignment?"

Person 2: No, sorry. I'm Wilfing.
by Memasa December 24, 2008
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Wiping Noses

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."
by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019
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