A long forgotten battle during the civil war when Williamston citizens, led by honorary war veteran Mitch Lutzke, defeated the Canadian forces who were led by their chief and commander Jim Carrey. The Battle of Williamston effected the town in many ways. One thing that citizens were forced to do was to tear up the trolley lines running by Williamston due to the fear of invasion by the trolleys. Also citizens were forced to move their train depot to the local raod to prevent Canadians from arriving by the trains. During the battle, Williamston war veteran Mitch Lutzke was captured by Canadian forces and struck i the head with the butt of a gun. The blow was so powerful that it caused Mitch to lose his memory. Williamston citizens could not find their hero and because Mitch never told the citizens his name many didn't know him. They decided to make a memorial statue of him. They created a statue of a soldier and gave him the random name of Eli P. Alexander. The memorial was placed in front of the city hall and is still there today. Once the war was over the Canadians let him go. Since Mitch lost his memory he didn't know what to do but the one thing he remembered was a town called Williamston. He returned to Williamston several years later where everyone had forgotten him.
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Nice, small town randomly in the corner of Massachusetts. There's not much to do there so try checking out other towns on the weekends. Williams college is here! Also, Williamstown breeds insanely handsome, talented, intelligent, and gooey people.
Kid 1: Man, Andrew is so insanely handsome, talented, intelligent and gooey! And he's always randomly in the corner!
Kid 2: Well duh, he's from Williamstown
Kid 2: Well duh, he's from Williamstown
by sasalala April 25, 2011
Get the williamstown mug.A town in southern New Jersey. very unknown from afar, but still very popular to it's county. also known as "dub-town" "billsville" "willy-town" "exit 38" or even the rare "wo-town." mainly composed of kids who pretend to be "tuff as nails" but are, in reality, soft as kleenex tissues. also well known for its terrible highschool football coach: fucetola. Rated #4 best places to live in new jersey, in 2003. Williamstown also has very strict school systems.
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by datnigga67 February 11, 2009
Get the Williamstown mug.A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.
by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016
Get the The Battle of Williamston mug.Williamstown is a TINY town randomly in the western corner of Massachusetts. Williamstown is full of rich, preppy, (sometimes smart), white kids. There isn’t really anything to do there but it is where you’ll find the most Bean Boots and Sperrys in New England. Like it’s the only shoes worn there. Williamstown breeds elitist white kids and you definitely should not live there because anyone who does, wants to get the fuck out.
*sees a cocky guy wearing vineyard vines shorts and sperrys with Nike socks*
“Oh he must be from Williamstown, MA”
“Oh he must be from Williamstown, MA”
by GUCCIGANG123 December 6, 2017
Get the Williamstown, MA mug.A beard worn by a resident of the stylish neighborhood, Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Beards are very fashionable in Williamsburg, so a hipster with a beard is Williamsbeard. It can be used as an adjective, too, to describe an event or thing that is popular with happening, bearded people.
"You know Eric, he's one of my friends from Bard - he lives off Lorimer St. and has a Williamsbeard."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
"I was trying to get into that Band of Horses CD but it was just too Williamsbeard for me."
"I left that loft party because it was just too Williamsbeard, plus they were out of beer, and everyone was looking at me funny for not wearing cut-off jeans."
by GullibleZine June 28, 2008
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