widge (also: 'widge)

language or dialect

Now you're speaking my kind of widge.

by Witchdoc March 19, 2003

Widge Ding

A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.

Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.

Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?

Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’

by Maxx Sensitive April 29, 2021

Sqwidge-widge

Hot sticky thick butt sweat

ese that sqwidge-widge is gonna itch when it dries!!!

See: swass in urban dictionary

by Evil Intent June 8, 2021

mr widge

a big shlong, usually associated with a male named Craig.

a long piece of meat, mr widge

by mrs widge June 12, 2012

Widge

Waffle-idge condensed into one word.

Damn bro that widge looking fine.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021

Widgged

To be beaten or defeated, usually by a random chance. Esp. if you do something really stupid that screws yourself over. Also used as bragging, like owned or pwned.

Man, you got widdged.
I just widgged myself. Damn, that was stupid.

by Mike LaStaza October 8, 2005