Beverly Hills Whiffer

When you meet a really stuck up chicky, bang her doggystyle, corkscrew 2 fingers up her ass and scrape some shit out, pull out your fingers and put one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back by her hair and yell "so you think your shit don’t stink?"

I met this girl who thought she was "hot shit"...I ended up giving her the beverly hills whiffer and now she knows whats up.

by Tha Muzza January 4, 2007

whiffer sniffer

a guy that goes around sniffing girl's bicycle seats in rainy weather

"I saw that guy in the parking lot. He's a whiffer sniffer allright!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

millie-whiffer

Someone so desperate for female attention that they resort to smelling women/girls bicycle seats. The term originated in the Youngstown ,Ohio suburb of Poland Ohio in the early 1960's.

Poor Bob could never get a date with her,he's just a millie-whiffer.

by J.E.Op October 14, 2010

Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

big whiffer

Someone who enjoys smelling other people's aromas.

"Yeah, my man's tony? He's a big whiffer, always trying to smell other people's stuff."

by bigjumbo23 December 23, 2020

Whiffer

1. The attempt to emit digestive gases from the anus, when such emission were attempted to be both covert, and were discovered only because of their faint "whiff"-like sound or because of the traditional stink of flatulence (Noun - Canadian English).

2. A Canadian toot, somewhat muffled by ski pants.

3. A hot, gross, and possibly wet fart (in Canada, usually common in the Ontario Province)

Note: Whiffer is an onomatopoeia - created from the sound that forms the first part of the word, either by one's mouth or by their anus

Cheryl's nose tweaked and brow furled in disbelief as Fred whiffered in public.

Terrance and Phillip are much to brash to whiffer.

by HeathRA January 5, 2018

Dirty Whiffer

the name of a friend who intentionally sends you a trade involving certain names you both discussed and when it comes time to pull the trigger he adds someone you didn't talk about and blames you for it blowing up.

I thought we were trading Cook, and Berkman for Holliday, Atkins and Fielder, but the Dirty Whiffer added McCann to the deal at the last minute and called it a "Misunderstanding"

by trublu1068 June 30, 2008