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whoreton

A small congregation of hookers or equally loose women.
"Don't forget to call me back when you get the whoreton together."
by ExAnd December 9, 2008
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Wogathon

A marathon (endurance test) like party in suburban Melbourne, Australia. A 'wogathon' generally lasts 5 to 6 hours and occurs when wogs have no rave to go to on a Saturday/Sunday night.

So instead of going and taking party drugs and dancing in an abandoned warehouse in south Melbourne, wogs assemble at their mother's house and are served fruits and drink a lot of ouzo.

the older men play backgammon and are waited on by the women..

generally no women under 60 attend wogathons

if invited to a wogathon, dress accordingly: adidas trackpants (they're obviously NOT just for sport) and a tight shirt, regardless of your physique.. although, generally male wogs are buff

if you are a female accompanying your cousin, i.e bf, wear black stretchy leggings and a top...

basically for both genders, you want to look as inappropriate as possible, and as though you should be going to the gym rather than actually going out..
wog 1: "Oi bro, wats goin' on dis weekend?"
wog 2: "well, i got my cuz's wedding on"
wog 1: "ooh bro, is that the hot one?"
wog 2: "yeh mate, she's a sick bitch."
wog 1: "too bad bro, you could have come to my wogathon tomo night."
wog 2: "ohh shit bro, that sucks"

it's a sat arvo in oakleigh. 3 wogs are sitting around a table eating souvlaki from their uncle's shop
1 - "ey bro, wat we doin' tonight?"
2 - "well the rave got busted for drugs"
1 - "wogathon..?" (he's proposing an idea
2 - "oi bro, great idea.. let's call all our fully sick relatives"
by true blue wog August 13, 2010
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Whoratio

The amount of whores in the room to the amount of innocent girls in the room.
There was a 3 to 1 whoratio at the party last night.
by Biesen/Geissler April 7, 2009
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whoreatron

someone who transforms into a whore when drunk
Steph: "She seems like a nice girl"

Kelly: "yeah but put a few drinks in her and you might as well call her optimus prime cause she'll go whoreatron on your ass"
by MysteriousGal24 August 5, 2010
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whodathunk

Short form for "Who would've thought?"
Kay: MJ is innocent!
Jay: Whodathunk?!
by KidProQuo November 7, 2005
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Wormathon

A wormathon is a wiggling body race taken on by worms around the globe.
Worms will train through the year to take place in different wormathons across England.

Most wormathons take place on muddy fields, however some wormathon enthusiats have been known to hold wormathons on tarmac.. This often leads to worm death.

The first wormathon took place in 1999 were a Nigerian worm, Jimmy Wriggler was the victor over Anthony The Arm.
After the success of the first wormathon many more took place and the sport of worm racing has continued to grow over the years.
Hey lisa lets train up my juicy worm and enter it into a wormathon
by TomTheLym September 25, 2010
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Whorton

A large, lovable whore. Stemmed from the root 'Horton' from 'Horton Hears a Who.'
Look at that whorton blubbering about her last boyfriend!
by thisisforyoujojo October 19, 2009
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