Jack Whitehall

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.

This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.

by japan air December 31, 2010

Jack Whitehall

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

Whitehill

An upstanding country village in the beautiful countryside of Hampshire, where the beautiful people live peacefully and sociably in their quaint 6 bedroom country houses. Whitehillians enjoy a stroll in the woods, or helping his/her neighbour to do some charitable deed, like sell all their belongings to help poor orphaned grandmothers in Antarctica. Never EVER to be confused with the grubby stain of Bordon unrightfully discharged on the northern edge of Whitehill, infecting the nearby area with social inebriates.

Mr A (Interviewer): "So where do you come from?
Mr B: "Whitehill"
Mr A: "Oh we're not employing you you Bordon Pikey"
Mr B: "I just said that i live in Whitehill, not Bordon. You must become more geographically correct sir, if you want your business to survive"
Mr A: "Oh im sorry i thought that Whitehill was Bor.."
Mr B: "NO WHITEHILL IS COMPLETELY SEPERATE FROM BORDON"
Mr A: "From that information, Your hired"

by BenKenTheBest March 31, 2004

Whiteville

Located in Southeastern North Carolina, Whiteville is the largest city in Columbus County. It is about 30 minutes from Wilmington, NC and Myrtle Beach, SC.

That girl lives in Whiteville.

by cOuNtRy GuRl May 18, 2009

whitewalling

Immediately removing all traces of likes, comments, and other junk from your Facebook wall so that people you're "friends" with (95 percent of whom you dislike and just have to accept to maintain decorum in work and family relationships) can't track you, judge you, know anything about who you are or what you are doing or who's involved in your life.

Whitewalling allows Roger to maintain control over his online identity.

by Tre33333 November 16, 2010

Whitehill

A wonderful place for all types of junkies to spawn as demonstrated from Antz P and many more, Home to the most fearsome young team kickin is the Youth Team, People like Sean Traynor, Gary Allan, Ricky Latta and of course the fearful Dezzi Lambe.

Don't recommend walking down this toon unless yer Jude Carol just make sure tae stay clear of saint pauls primary school.

Whitehill is fabulous bit ye might just git yer trainers or bike nicked

by Whitehill Legend June 23, 2020

whitewall

A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.

Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005