Wet burrito

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

by heretic555666 June 19, 2009

wet burrito

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female

my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito

by lagingerbreadman May 1, 2005

wet burrito

premature ejaculation

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.

by Garthdog October 17, 2008

wet burrito

requiring a body of water, a wet burrito is banging a chick from behind and when you're about to cum, pull out, nut on her back and boot her into the body of water.

She looks like she's jonesin for a wet burrito.

by Wake Jitsu December 31, 2007

Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

wet burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates (takes a nicely logged shit) in the woman's vagina.

Sure, the sex was great, but nothing tops the wet burrito I gave the bitch when I was done.

by N8 Dogg November 4, 2003

Super Wet Burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007