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Welton

Welton is simply, O Genio!
by Wodderwick December 26, 2022
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Welcome To Chicago

The coolest city-reppin' song in the rap game. Welcome To Chicago" by the rap group "Phyzical Thurapy" refers to the general areas of Chicago, Illinois. From Grant Park to Schaumburg, from area code (312) to (773), and from Highway 41 to Lakeshore Drive as being the best places on the face of the earth. Overall, this is the Chicago Anthem right here.

Check out their website at: www.phyzicalthurapy.com
and their myspace page at: www.myspace.com/therealpt
These are their lyrics off google from their song "Welcome To Chicago"

"You can see us postin up from Grant Park to Schaumburg,
3-1-2... cook county all day,
7-7-3... all the way to dupage (dupage)
Highway 41... lake shore drive,

Welcome, Welcome to Chicago! this is how we ride slow!"
by Bryce Millz December 22, 2009
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weloc

literally a god. weloc is just the coolest kid in school and if you don't worship him already you do now
"oh my god is that weloc im so wettttttt"
by Oui Lock November 7, 2017
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Welcome to the Internet

Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
he sent you a pic of his cock, you are in the Welcome to the Internet.
by Reflex03 February 1, 2023
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welcome in

The most nonsensical way to greet someone into your place of business
Wells Fargo Employee: "Welcome in!"
Customer: "smh..."
by lambgangsampson July 7, 2017
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welcome to paradise

an awesome green day song about frontman billie joe armstrong's experiences living in a community for musicians (which was an old warehouse in the hood in oakland, ca); this song is true punk in nature
Pay attention to the crack streets and the broken homes,
Some call it slums,
Some call it nice,
I wanna take you through a wasteland I like to call my home
Welcome to paradise!
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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welcoming potato

A "Welcoming Potato™" is when you add a potato emoji (🥔) as a reaction to a user's first, introductory, post in a Discord chat server.

It is customary to hand out Welcoming Potatoes to new users and is generally considered a sign of a kind and welcoming community. Some may also use the amount of potatoes given per new user as a metric for activity, or how welcoming a community is.
Q: What's up with all the potatoes in #introductions
A: Those are Welcoming Potatoes™, they are customary on Discord.

X: You should join this Discord server, tons of starch
Y: Nice!
by BrendlefitchCrundlescratch September 16, 2018
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