weanie

A very small penis, named after a thin hot dog sausage in the states

that blokes only got a weanie

by thatsrich June 19, 2007

weanietini

The weanietini is a drink fixed for the smart ass that constantly drinks up all your booze. No matter how ninja like you try to be sneaking the good stuff in the house, you always still get found out. To solve this problem you fix him a weanietini,

Calls for: 2 cans of generic veina sausages

place in coffee filter, or cappuchino maker

proceed to strain into glass

add tequila or any alcholic beverage that

is often bummed.

serve in a fancy glass with a umbrella

Fuck it!! there bums, is it really relevant.
Wahlah!!!! instant go to hell in a glass, fuck you buy your own booze fucker!!!

"yeah, that's my neighbor Johnny son-of-a bitch in the front yard puking his guts out." "I wonder if he liked that weanietini i fixed him."

by mexicanfoodstamp November 15, 2009

welaishe

Someone who is on the dole (welfare), or an object that lacks quality.

"Chelsey your such a fuckin' welaishe bitch, also that shirt you have on is welaishe."

by Eedie April 3, 2008

Weiner Weaning

To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.

Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?

Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.

Jake: Shit, that's genius.

by Dagnasty October 20, 2014

Welation

To be elated about things to do with getting married.

This wedding is so much fun. I can really feel the welation.

by Charlotte's Wench August 18, 2013

weaniepoo

Some one that is small and cute. And always has an adorable smile and laugh.

Common amongst small Italian girls named Alyssa.

Oh did you see that girl Alyssa?
Ya she’s such a weaniepoo!

by Ripdaddy November 21, 2018

Bloxorz Weanie

Person who is terrible at bloxorz on cool math games but knows they will win

I may be bad at bloxorz but I’m still a bloxorz weanie.

by Bloxorzweanie1 February 5, 2022