Guy: what the fuck, did you just fart or queef?
Girl: no that was a weef
Guy: ...?
Girl: a wet queef
Girl: no that was a weef
Guy: ...?
Girl: a wet queef
by Jackcb May 16, 2011

Carol, that was intense weef. It sounded like your labia was giving the toilet applause.
past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water
past tense: Nancy just weefed hardcore! did you hear it? she must've made waves in the toilet water
by KB83 April 2, 2010

by Runar Bruun March 10, 2008

Guy 1: "Man, it's weefy in here."
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry I just smoked a cigarette."
Guy 1: "Nah, it's alright I kinda like it."
Guy 2: "Oh, sorry I just smoked a cigarette."
Guy 1: "Nah, it's alright I kinda like it."
by Polarpad370 August 8, 2019

1. Exclamation of hate /desire /love /dismissal /greeting/poo-flinging/frusturation
2. To commit adultery by chewing, swallowing, and eventually shitting out another man's penis
3. A way to say, Pete is a fag
2. To commit adultery by chewing, swallowing, and eventually shitting out another man's penis
3. A way to say, Pete is a fag
Weef!!!!
I weefed up John really good and now she's filing for a divorce
Peter Norman: Dude Sooners football r00lz!!!
Justin: Weef, dude, just weef.
I weefed up John really good and now she's filing for a divorce
Peter Norman: Dude Sooners football r00lz!!!
Justin: Weef, dude, just weef.
by Justin January 23, 2005

by Insult August 15, 2017

by Gunther Millsworth February 14, 2008
