Weedmare

When you go into a weed coma and experience vivid and lucid nightmares.

"So, how's Ben doing?"

"Not so well, he's still traumatized from that weedmare he had."

by TheMemetic September 4, 2022

selfish weedmaster

Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.

Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!

by melvinkremencek December 30, 2011

weedover

when u smoke a shitton of weed w/ ur friends n then u all pass out n have a spontaneous sleep-over.

"I had the chillest weedover w/ Vinny and Mon last night."

by Fiendin May 18, 2016

weedmas

This occurs when you find weed in your bowl after forgetting about it because you were so high. a feeling much like chirstmas morning.

Ingrid- "hey, rachel, want to smoke?"
Rachel- "yeah, hold on. ill go get my bowl!"
(goes to get bowl and realizes it still packed from the last time)
Rachel- "awesome, weedmas!!!!"

by blazinjane October 30, 2007

Weedologist

A scientist devoted to and producing results in weedology through the study of marijuana.

Jack: Bobby, why are you always smoking weed?
Bobby: I am working on a research project.
Jack: For what?
Bobby: My job, don't you remeber i am a Weedologist...

by Redshorts November 20, 2009

Weedsmonia

Weed + Insomnia
When giving up smoking Weed results in not going to bed any time before the sun comes up, Then being overly tired the next day.

Harry: Fancy a toke dude?
Ron: No ive given up smoking that shizzle
Harry: I thought you look tired

Ron: Yeah i didn't get to bed until 5:30am
Harry: You have a serious case of Weedsmonia dude

by MrSamman August 16, 2010

weedos millennium

When a weed dealer is extremely slow; reminiscent of windows millennium.

Person 1: "Where's the weed at? It's been three hours!!"

Person 2: "Give it some time, dawg. I have Weedos Millennium"

by n0raj September 12, 2015