weed-whacking

The instance in which a male is masturbating while smoking marijuana.

George W. Bush was caught in his Texas estate weed-whacking during the 9/11 tragedy.

by BDog31 August 17, 2011

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

Weed Whacking

The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.

After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!

by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015

weed whacked

Smoking marijuana to the point where it is not fun/entertaining/pleasant anymore.

Man, I weed whacked myself last night and had a headache until I woke up and popped a Tylenol.

by Anton von Khristoph May 4, 2009

Weed Whacking

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020