Wenching

• Going on a night out with the sole purpose of catching a root

"Fancy a beer mate"
"Nah Im only here for the wenching"
"Fair play son, get involved"

by $ir October 16, 2015

wenchie

1)derogatory name for an easy friend
2)name to embarass emo in front of anyone, wechie likes it up the arse.
3)name for a russian slag who gets excited by whips & chains
4)fatty

i luv paddy

by cazzer March 20, 2004

Welching

'Welching' is the clunking of the base of a beer bottle or glass, whilst making various grunting or 'pirate-sounding' noises such as arrrrrr, or oarrrrr... etc etc. This is as opposed to 'clinking' or 'chinking' of the top of a bottle, and it perceived as far more masculine when in a group of lads who are all very drunk, and in agreement of a certain point of topic.

It is often accompanied by the raising of one's right elbow upwards, whilst making other peculiar noises, that would suggest that one has slightly lost the plot.

There was some serious welching going on last night!

When in agreement, one member calls out 'welching!' and group members proceed to welch in above said fashion.

by ukbuckstop July 10, 2010

Weeching

Laughing uncontrollably at something generally not that funny. Specifically ‘Weeching’ is mainly laughing at the very fact that you are laughing at all. a Weeching session can go on indefinitely as it is a spiral of laughter.

For fucks sake stop Weeching, it's not even funny!!! It's just a Lamp.

by 01TexMan01 October 30, 2006

welchin'

stealin', swoopin', taking from, being a dumbass,

Alex steals my joke
"Quit Welchin' my joke!"

Navi asks a stupid question
Navi, you dumbass, quit welching!

Where's my pencil?!!
"It got welched man, sorry."

by WeaselManWilder December 19, 2009

Welchin

To suck the literal dick and sick skin off of the bone. You perform with a bite and twist and when you pull the skin it tastes like a welches gummy.

Man I was welchin on my friends cock last night

by clayvoo August 23, 2021

webchismo

The aggressive personna adopted online when cloaked behind relative anonymity

Rupert put on a beautiful show of webchismo in his Tweet responding to a proponent of Obamacare by calling him an "effete bloviator."

by TheAcsMan November 8, 2013