merriam-webstraculate

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

by killercut20 January 15, 2018

Wolf Webster

A wizard 101 character, who fights and saves his kingdom

Hand over thou rations “Wolf Webster”

by Slrky February 11, 2022

The Nikki Webster

A sexual ritual where one individual (the Strawberry) faces ass out on the bed with pink lipstick around the anus and has googly eyes on each butt cheek. During this sacred ritual you must play the song "Strawberry Kisses" and shake your ass accordingly. The other party will then partake in a light kissing of the asslips while the Strawberry honks on their crack pipe.

My baby surprised me with the Nikki Webster tonight, it was so sweet.

by Pound of Pleasure September 1, 2018

Webster, MA

A small yet, still very hip-hoppin town in Massachusetts. Webster, MA was really defined in the late 1980's into the 1990's by its notorious Pit parties..LEO's and Minebrook RD. more dance parties then Solid GOLD .. Granite Street has now become one of the hottest gettos spots in the summertime but, back in the day it housed some of Webster's finest residences. Everyone knows the heart of Webster, MA Getto is North Village but, the lack of publicity has taken away from it's Getto status.. The Local BOWL-O-Drome still stands to this day and some Webster residents say candlepin bowling is making a comeback. More recently Jerry curl has been used by bowlers..Webster, MA is world wide famous for its lake which has the longest name known and any real local can say it and even spell it to boot... The Lake is free to Locals and some loot for everyone else but, on any hot given day this local beach will be getto to the Gettoin wet and down... Please be advised profanity and families with many members and multiple cultures are looked upon as welcomed in this town and all its public venues. We all fish in the middle in Webster, MA And you know this MAN... Webster also more recently has began housing local wrestling where "has been" wrestlers bring it back at the Webster Town Hall..Getting ready to rumble Getto style!!
Webster , MA is as Urban as it gets!!

Pit PARTEE a gathering in Webster, MA involving a bonfire in a remote wooded area with kegs, random make-out sessions LOTS of AC/DC and the occasional fight of sorts)

by Sparkles Angela February 8, 2010

webstracted

To become distracted by anything and everything on the web. Including ads, posts, games, links, notifications and messages. Almost to the point of forgetting what you were doing to begin with.

"I was trying to research facts for my essay and got webstracted by the new trailer for the new Black Ops 32 that's coming out!"

by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 27, 2015

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.

Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"

by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010