Weaner

A wannabe beaner.

Gino, stop wearing that you weaner!

by losphanimales October 21, 2010

weaner

A phenomonon found in the mostly spanish town of Greenport on Long Island. White kids that act, talk like, and mostly chill with spanish people.

Weaner: Ay chuch, do me un favor por favor and buy me a eighteen pack of coronas, 'cuz me and my cuzins are planning to get fucked up tonite in a way you feel me essay?
Crackhead: .............what?

by G-po harcore white cracka nigga July 19, 2006

weaner

A common misspelling of the word 'wiener.'

Wafflesmassacre0: lol yer a weaner!!!!!
deysemehrollinX: wtf
Wafflesmassacre0: wut
deysemehrollinX: that's not how you spell it dum ass
Wafflesmassacre0: then how u spell it?
deysemehrollinX: WIENER.

by HUDDYKINS January 14, 2009

Weaner

A white kid trying to be latino also known as a beaner hence weaner.

Man that guy is such a weaner driving that lowered s-10 with hydraulics listening to sean paul.

by Jeremy "Paranoia" Nokes November 6, 2008

Coffee weaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee weaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee weaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee weaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.

Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.

by Kevin February 25, 2005

Weaner

A morbidly obese white guy who thinks he's the fat mexican kid at the pool. Usually raised by a single mother who once dated or was married to a Mexican. Most of the time named Andrew or Kyle.

Andrew refutes his white culture because he was raised by a single mom who once had a mexican husband and is a weaner.
Andrew thinks he's mexican but is really a weaner.
Hey, you guys see the new diversity hire? I don't think Andrew's a white mexican, pretty sure he's a weaner.

by Andrupadu August 9, 2019