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Wearing the juice

Being so incompetent as to be unable to recognise one's own incompetence.
Yet, when arrested, Wheeler was completely disbelieving. “But I wore the juice,” he said. Apparently, he was under the deeply misguided impression that rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to video cameras.

How many of your employees are wearing the juice?
by Alessus November 29, 2010
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Wearing Shirt

A Wearing Shirt is a button up shirt, typically a flannel, that is worn over another shirt for warmth and coziness.
There is a bit of a chill in the air, better break out the Wearing Shirt.
by Snuke Mouse October 26, 2020
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Titty Weaving

It is the lesbian version of "titty fucking". Instead of a penis sliding in and out of a cleavage it is the act of two sets of tits weaving in and out, rubbing nipples, etc.
"Last night me and my girlfriend were titty weaving and it was awesome"

"She has big tits, I really want to titty weave with her because I'm a lesbian"
by Lala & PB March 15, 2013
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Weaving Spiders

Weaving Spiders refers to Business types (individuals) networking and working on business dealings. They are spinning webs (telling their stories) of tales of success and future business opportunities.

The Bohemian Club, of fame and fortune in San Francisco, Est 1878, has a club motto of: “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”. This implies that you are to leave your business dealing and networking tactics at the door, for this place is to be for enjoyment and relaxation.

Etymology:

The Term itself derives from Shakespeare in the Play: A Midsummers Night’s Dream, Act 2 SCENE II. Another part of the wood

Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby.
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence
The place is full of Weaving Spiders cutting their deal and planning for their next finical conquests.

Where do the Corporate types hang out in San Francisco weaving their webs and rubbing shoulders with the other Weaving Spiders?
by CarizmaGuy November 2, 2016
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cat wearing glasses

u've probably seen this gif in the define word
why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman
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unless he's wearing diapers

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!
Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!
by I, Wreckerrr June 29, 2021
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duck wearing a necktie

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.
Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.
by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020
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