WATKINS

When a co-worker silently walks up behind you and lets a loud one rip over your shoulder.

"Dude...you just pulled a Watkins!"

by Alowery November 10, 2005

Watkins.

A groovy fashion student with a wicked sense of humour. She can make you smile by constantly shouting, 'SHIBBY'

Who's that funcky fashion student with the strawberry blonde hair, it's a watkins.

by The splatster October 02, 2003

watkins

the inability to act appropriately in social situations

He's got watkins

by Ali-Bali Thomas March 29, 2010

Watkins

A Paedophile or nonce, named after Ian Watkins, the singer of Southern welsh sportswear toss-rock merchants Lost Prophets and his less-than-legitimate lolita fixation.

That Watkins that used to hang around outside the Maccies in town was kicked to death in prison.

by Colak December 19, 2012

Watkins.

A rather insane girl who in a radio 1 tedious link stylee got her nickname WATKINS!!! after being called ian for a week finally settled on watkins named after of course the amazing (NOT) ian watkins or better known as H from steps its compicated.

is it a bird (yes) is it a plane no its Ian, hang on ian but shes a she no its Watkins cool!

by ding-a-ling October 04, 2003

Watkins

A 'Watkins' is the name given to a person who enjoys engaging in sexual acts with animals.

Hey Joe did you toss off your dog last summer?

Joe: Yeah I'm a total Watkins!

by WATTERZ94 July 13, 2010

Watkins

A person who is sad and moody all the time.

A person who is obsessed with Apple computers.

Emo

One who's farts are as emo as him and cut his asshole on the way out.

A person who collects razorblades.

A person who thinks he's getting out of the military any time soon.

A stalker photographer who claims to have sex with women who are unbelievably out of his league.

A person who makes up girlfriends.

Watkins, Shut the F**k up!!!

by Toolguy June 04, 2009