Watermelon

A code word used by son and dad to point out a hot chick when your with your mom or sister

Mom: Hey when we get home can you guys..
son:Watermelon!!!!!!!!!
Dad: mmmmmmm, I'm hungry
son:lets go to the produce section

by zester da melesta November 18, 2011

Watermelon

A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water

by Onion113 May 27, 2010

Watermelon

A code-word used to be racist to black people, especially in South-East Queensland, Australia.

"Dude that fuckin' watermelon stole my bike I swear to God" See Nigger

by Steveyjew February 9, 2010

Watermelon

A 1st grade sex-toy for the lonely, also makes a surprisingly nice desert.

Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.

by Makolal July 16, 2009

Watermelon

In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.

"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"

"dude she is so sick!"

" I know, right?"

by Herbie Mcfish April 29, 2009

Watermelon

The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.

Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Watermelon

A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.

Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah

by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019