Waterboarding 

When a pregnant woman's water breaks while she is receiving oral sex, thus expelling amniotic fluid in her partner's face/mouth, simulating drowning as in the controversial interrogation technique.

Yeah I was going to town on my pregnant wife and just before climaxing she waterboarded the shit out of me. It was a little f'd, but yeah the baby's healthy.

-Waterboarding

Waterboarding by Nigbert October 11, 2012

waterboarding 

Getting a blowjob in the shower

Waterboarding = guy standing, girl kneeling, shower running.

You can imagine it's pretty hard to breathe much less see with that much going on in your face. "Board" = pretty much self-explanatory.

waterboarding by ksocreative December 1, 2011

Waterboarding 

The act of cumming on a girls face and immediately after, peeing on her face, specifically aiming for the mouth and nostrils, to emulate the sensation of drowning.

Bro last night I was waterboarding this girl so much that she choked

Waterboarding by PornRatSteve February 19, 2019

waterboarding 

A technique used to make godless rag head terrorists tell the truth. Drowning is simulated to make the subject feel they are about to die; thereby telling the truth to save their skins.

Soldier1: "Waterboard that mother fucker so that lives may be saved."
Soldier2: "Waterboarding sure did save a bunch of lives today"

waterboarding by Frank the Frowner January 4, 2008

waterboarding 

to ram ones cock down a girls throat going balls deep while she slams a huge dildo in her pussy and when you are about to cum you shoot the load down her throat not letting her breath

werent you waterboarding that bitch last night

waterboarding by ass taint April 3, 2010

waterboarding 

1. A form of enhanced interrogation used by CIA Operators with some success.

2. Masturbating in the shower.

3. Having sex in the shower.

4. Pouring water over the giver's head while recieving oral sex.

Yo man... I had to resort to waterboarding _____ to find the WMDs.

waterboarding by pittcat08 October 2, 2009

Waterboarding 

Rapidly endless talking (usually, about nothing) to the point of totally overwhelming the other party. Can be used as a manipulative control mechanism.

Person 1: Blaaaaah, blah, blah, blah, bbbbblaaaaaah, blah, blahaaah. And so I told them blahaaa, blah, blaha, blaha, blaaaah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and did you know that blaaaaaaah, blah, blah....and blah, blah, blah....

Person 2: *OMG...WTF...good grief...yawn* Hey, will you please stfu?

Person 1 is waterboarding person 2 by talking way too much.

Waterboarding by miss kimmie March 6, 2010