Watsoned

V. To have been unexpectedly extremely drunk.
Derivation. From two friends who, though unrelated, shared the same house, surname and a propensity for beer and other intoxicating substances. Friends and associates who tried to keep up with their consumption would inevitably suffer the following day.

Can only be properly used in the past tense.

Boss. Radegast, you look rough this morning!

Hungover. Yeah, I got Watsoned last night!

Boss. Ah! Nuff Said.

by Peter Radegast June 12, 2003

Watsoned

To be terrible at something.
To lose extremely bad at something.

The Leafs totally watsoned that game last night against the Sabres.

Are you kidding me! I totally watsoned that game!

by I_Wanna_Yeah_Know_What_Tammy November 16, 2014

Deshaun watsoned

To trust and ejaculate so much so that you cover a room in ejaculate and to proceed to jack off.

After my immaculate pump in the weight-room I deshaun watsoned the room until I was empty.

by Farkus dee May 4, 2021

Tom Watsoned

Sombody who rapes babys before the umbilical cord has been cut.

That baby has been Tom Watsoned

by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 9, 2010

Watsoned

When one slithers into a group without group consent.

Wow, that just totally watsoned us.

by CN14 November 6, 2014

Watsoned

To make an error or mistake when completing an easy task

Person A: "You really Watsoned your tax return didn't you"
Person C: "I just dont have time to be doing a Self Assessment report at the minute"
Person R: "Who even does their taxes anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
(They all chuckle)

by LeonTrossky March 11, 2023