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washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(
by in love with women January 28, 2021
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Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.
Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.
by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015
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Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
by geodave September 7, 2013
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Lake Washington High School

LW is a public school in Kirkland WA. The mascot is the Purple Kangaroos.

The kids are either rich and do heroin, or are poor and do heroin. Most students parents work at Microsoft, so the general population is rich. This population is white, but there are a few Asians and even fewer blacks

The origination of the mascot, the Kangaroo, came in 1950 when the mascot was the Hornet. Other schools called LW the “Horny Hornets”. Admin requested a change. They put it up to the Seniors to vote. The seniors said that if they chose only terrible options, nobody would vote, and the mascot wouldn’t change. This was how the Kangaroo was born. The seniors thought this to be such a terrible mascot, and the rest is history.

Lake Washington High School is said to be the place where the Juul was invented. While some doubt this, everyone agrees that LW is the place it was perfected.
The men’s restroom located on the third floor in the west wing is ground zero for the Juul Epidemic of 2018. Reports say that you could find upwards of thirty freshmen and sophomores ripping fatties in the Lou.

Another notable event was Kangaroof Sex. One year, a senior and a freshman decided to get up on the gymnasium’s roof. Sexual intercourse followed as the rest of the students were released for passing period. In the second floor east hallway, there is a clear line of sight to the gym roof. Many students saw this Kang Bang, and a lawsuit followed.
Lw? Where the rips run rampant?

Lake Washington High School. Ahh the memories. That fateful third floor west Juul room.

The bathroom smelled fresher than a fresh morning dew, while also having undertones of MTN Dew. Maybe that was the juice flavor.
by YuhYuhEsketitYuh January 16, 2019
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George Washington

YOU ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED WE GOT TO MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND HEY YO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN
George Washington, he was our first president and a badass general.
by idiot *trademark* November 4, 2017
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spider walking

A type of bdsm play were one partner is tied up and deprived of normal senses
Eg. Blindfolded, ear plugs, gagged

They are left for a period of time for their senses to get used to it then the other partner comes back at any unknown time, light touches will give extra pleasure. Even if not in a particularly sexual area. Causes more intense orgasms and pleasure
My boyfriend and I tried spider walking last night and holy crap
by Doritoswithoutovens March 8, 2018
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Dead Girl Walking

1. A girl who has been decreed to be deleted from high school at 8 am next Monday by the Demon Queen of High School(also known as a mythic bitch), and suffers such hallucinations that she believes that she will be hunted down in study hall, and stuffed and mounted on a wall. She has decided that she only has 30 minutes of her left of her life to live, and so she asks herself

"How shall I spend them?". Her self confidence decides for her that maybe she doesn't have to stay there and die like cattle. That she could change her name, and ride up to Seattle. The only problem is that she doesn't have a motorbike. But she comes up with another option that she likes: to spend these 30 hours of her remaining life getting freaky. She really needs it hard, because she's a dead girl walking, so she decides to pay a friendly visit to her psychopathic boyfriend's house and announces that she's in his yard and that she is in fact; a dead girl walking. She decides to snap the window lock of her boyfriend before they (her fellow classmates) punch her clock (which is her time left at school). She tries to justify breaking her boyfriend's property (his window lock), by saying that she has got no time to knock on his door, announcing once again that she is a dead girl walking.
Veronica Sawyer has got no time to talk to Ms Flemming because she is a Dead Girl Walking
by yourmûm July 9, 2021
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