Washboard

Someone who has a very dry personality

"He has a washboard personality"

by Genius Accountant May 7, 2019

washboard

a variation of scratching your testicles, where you grab the the bottom of your sac and stretch it downwards while scratching in an up and down motion with the other hand

the pinch and roll didn't get rid of my itch so i had to do the washboard

by 666_tower May 3, 2009

Washboard

v.
a cover-up term for having sex

Steve: dude what happened last night

Tim: dude i washboarded this girl so hard in the bathroom
Steve: sweet call next time so we can washboard her

Taylor: this guy tried to washboard me last night but his penis was too small
Kelly: aww that sucks

Anna: why are breathing heavy
Jake: im washboarding this girl

by WashboardedChick April 12, 2011

Washboard

A girl who frequently participates in unfavorable acts most commonly of a sexual or annoyingly girly manner.

Guy #1: Victoria is back with Chet, and they are about to watch Jersey Shore.

Guy#2: What a washboard.

by Battz March 28, 2010

washboard

Irresistably and insanely cool.

Oh my fucking god! That trick was so washboard.

by Who me? March 16, 2005

washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?

What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!

by CK-Money February 25, 2007

Washboard Nads

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!

Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!

by bonedish July 6, 2017