walktalker

One who continuously paces during a conversation.

Jim's Friend #1: Jim got a phone call and immediately started pacing and talking
Jim's Friend #2: He's such a walktalker

by J.Carter January 11, 2008

Wankwonker

An average, or below average, looking man who thinks he's entitled to a pornstar girlfriend because he spends a lot of time on the internet wanking off to images of high-class Instawhores who regularly undertake 'shoots' in the pools of 5 star hotels sat on inflatable flamingos with their fake tits hanging out in order to impress wealthy men. He's easily flattered when 'models' on social media 'like' his boring pictures thinking they genuinely want to meet him when they are simply flattering him in order to sell their wares.

'Model': I enjoy very much today the shoot in Park Lane Grosvenor. I advertising famous Miska fasion house. So how did you find me?
Wankwonker: I just followed #blonde on Instagram. I'm really flattered that you 'liked' my picture of Blockchain distributed ledger technology. So what are you doing this evening? Fancy popping down to my local in Gravesend?

by Kitty Eliz March 11, 2018

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

WankTank

Mike Brown

Mike's a WankTank

by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

Wanktankerous

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

wankbanger

An up-tempo pop song about masturbation.

As wankbangers go, ‘Love Myself’ is hard to beat. - Popjustice.com

by jardinero April 17, 2016

Wankdanger

(Waank-Dan-Gur) (N). An extremely offensive, egocentric person or thing.

My former boss was a real wankdanger.

by Ian VanSwaz January 31, 2017