Wankblanket

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

The wank bank

A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank

Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later

by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

wank bank

Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.

Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wank bank

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.

"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"

by P May 28, 2004

WankTank

Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.

by Fleeg July 23, 2006

Wank Bank

Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.

Did she just pop out?

Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank

by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010

VWB (Virtual Wank Bank)

People who have photographic memory or who can remember seeing things and then masturbate over the memory of visual image they have stored in their mind. People who can do this may store multiple memory / images in their mind, and keep a collection virtually in their mind.

Seeing a nude woman on a beach, and later on masturbating over it or something else stored in their VWB (Virtual Wank Bank).

by Matdragon October 8, 2010